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Name: Laura
Location: California, United States
Gender: Female


Interests: My awesome God...guitar, drums, piano...Reading(Ted Dekker is phenomenal!)...Writing poems and songs...drawing...and my newfound hobby of photography.
Expertise: Being a caucasian female.
Occupation: Student


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AIM: AttackOfTheGeese


Member Since: 1/19/2004

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Sunday, February 13, 2005

Alrighty, everyone! This here is a little game that Nate made up that we play...called "He said, she said." What you do is say a word, and the other person has to say the first thing that comes to their mind. After you do this a few times, you make a story out of it! YOU READY, KIDS?? Here we goooo!!!!

miLlEnCoLlY bRoS: Haphazard
AttackOfTheGeese: orange car
miLlEnCoLlY bRoS: Grammys
AttackOfTheGeese: Graham crackers
miLlEnCoLlY bRoS: Hunk
AttackOfTheGeese: Weezy old men with candy bar
miLlEnCoLlY bRoS: musicals
AttackOfTheGeese: popsicle

miLlEnCoLlY bRoS: While travelling to the grammys with a weezy old man who was eating a musical popsicle...your orange car was desastriously destroyed by a hunky gram cracker.

AttackOfTheGeese: Stick
miLlEnCoLlY bRoS: man
AttackOfTheGeese: Opinionated
miLlEnCoLlY bRoS: skinny 12 year old with glasses
AttackOfTheGeese: Aromatherapy
miLlEnCoLlY bRoS: stinky socks
AttackOfTheGeese: Albino
miLlEnCoLlY bRoS: albino chineese with two eyes...in one socket
AttackOfTheGeese: Broken glass
miLlEnCoLlY bRoS: the metro

AttackOfTheGeese: Once upon a time, a stick man was walking to the metro, when out of nowhere an opinionated 12 year old with big glasses took off his stinky socks and threw them at an albino chinese man because he was jealous of his two eyes in one socket.

miLlEnCoLlY bRoS: Lama
AttackOfTheGeese: Napoleon Dynamite!!
miLlEnCoLlY bRoS: fire hose
AttackOfTheGeese: SuperSoaker
miLlEnCoLlY bRoS: MEDICINE
AttackOfTheGeese: Dead Poetic
miLlEnCoLlY bRoS: limo
AttackOfTheGeese: Beans
miLlEnCoLlY bRoS: snot
AttackOfTheGeese: Me

miLlEnCoLlY bRoS: After cleaning out the snot from his lama's nose napoleon Dynamite started taking Laura in a limo to see Dead Poetic....however ...since his lama had just had his nose cleaned out it sneezed a bean the size of a supersoaker and knocked out Laura....so she needed a fire hose with medication....Laura stays away from sneezing lama's to this day.

AttackOfTheGeese: BRICK
miLlEnCoLlY bRoS: Wall with children painted on it
AttackOfTheGeese: Supersitious
miLlEnCoLlY bRoS: Amish old lady with witchy nose
AttackOfTheGeese: animated
miLlEnCoLlY bRoS: Mickey mouse
AttackOfTheGeese: annoyingly loud
miLlEnCoLlY bRoS: Dog Van
AttackOfTheGeese: plastic
miLlEnCoLlY bRoS: forks broken in apples

AttackOfTheGeese: One day, a supersticious old amish lady with a witch nose was painting a mural of children on a wall. Mickey mouse walked by, and when he saw he wasn't painted on there also, he became VERYYYY upset...he offered the old witch an apple, but she said, "I know that trick!" She then pulled out plastic forks and broke them over Mickey's head. Before the cops could come, she hitched a ride with Dumb and Dumber in their dog van and went to Albany.

THE END


Tuesday, January 18, 2005

Okay, observation number one: I have WAY too many pictures on this xanga. Note to self: Either stop taking pictures, or break free from picture dependency. And quit eating chocolate...because it's just getting depressing, Laura. DEPRESSING! Gosh.

Hmm...if vampires can't see themselves in the mirror, do they show up in pictures?

Life has been interesting and slow all at the same time. I have SATs on saturday, and I'm hoping to get anywhere above a 1200...if I got lower than last time, that'd be a big fat bummerooni. But even if that did happen, it'd be totally worth it, because I get to see my friend NATE for the first time in FOREVERRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrr! The last time I saw him he was sporting some awesome dred locks in line somewhere...but that's a whole other story.

Man, Nathan, dreds are a good look for you. (You probably have no idea what I'm talking about, do you? Hm, oh well. take a number. )

Oh, and just a question: Are car tarps cool???


Saturday, January 01, 2005

HAPPY NEW YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!!!!!

Lauren and I had great fun at the church New Year's Eve get-together. Most of it was spent taking stupid pictures of ourselves and pretending it was extremely attractive. Here, let me give you some beautiful examples.

This is our "obscurely wannabe hardcore" photo.

Every time I see this picture of Lauren, I think of a five year old squealing, "NeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEE!"

This is a lovely pose I like to call, "Crazy-eye fishlips...the third." Ahem.

Okay, okay. Here is a serious one of us having a fun ol' time at the stroke of midnight. Well, technically it was like five after...but LET ME BE, sir, LET ME BE! NYAH!


Wednesday, December 29, 2004

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WEEEEEEEEEEE!!

Well, Christmas was awesome. I now own a '96 Chevrolet Corsica...and we're selling my old 1980 Volkswagen Rabbit. I feel like such a spoiled brat. You know, like I should have my own reality show on MTV with blond preppy girls that go shopping all day and spend five thousand dollars on a pair of underwear. WAAAAIT...they already have that, don't they?

Allllsooooo...I got my braces offffff!!!! I was so excited, so I called Lauren. Then I went over to her house to watch Saved By the Bell and Miss Congeniality. But first, of course, we had to go get ourselves some Starbucks. They wouldn't give me extra carmel...Lauren and I decided that it was because they took up the whole Mcdonald's thing...you know, where they won't supersize your food anymore so that you won't get fat and sue them. I guess they thought I was about to cross that line, so they refused Carmel service to me.

It happens.

Here is a picture from last night of Lauren and me with brace-free pearly whites! Well...wite-ISH-es!

For some reason I can never keep my eyes open for Lauren's camera. Maybe I was just high off of popcorn and carmel frappachinos.


Saturday, December 18, 2004

In the End

 

Your countenance was all but new,

As seasons passed and we both grew,

Through timid eyes I’d hope to see,

That only once you’d glance at me,

With shining orbs of copper flint,

That always seemed seem to draw me in,

To take my very soul.

 

And so, our spirits, intertwined,

Entangled threads of Valentine,

Would suffer separation bravely,

Hollowed strength so temporary,

‘Till our secret union true,

I vowed approval there for you,

To take my very soul.

 

But then my core’s companion knew,

That some offense within me grew,

That ne’er could my discernment grasp,

Nor recognize within my past,

And still your joy for me decreased,

Replaced with something threatening,

To take my very soul.

 

Iron heart, melt for me now,

Spare death’s agenda, blackened cloud,

That blankets weeping skies tonight,

To veil my tears from heaven’s light,

For even love the wind outwits,

To steal the breath between my lips,

To take my very soul.



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